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1The (literally) rubbish diss 
You know that ex? The one you really hate. Well next time they text you, try one of these responses. We’ve all got one ex who we basically want to die. It’s not pretty, but it’s just the way life goes. But for some reason, your extreme hatred hasn’t put them off getting in touch. Why? Because they’re stupid (but that’s a whole other matter). And no matter what you say, they keep coming back. Like a bad smell. A really obnoxiously persistent bad smell. Well not any more, because we’ve found 18 perfect ways to shut them down.
2The casual change of subject 
3Letting the facts speak for themselves 
4Agreeing. That really throws them off 
5Deferring to (our new favourite inanimate object) the magic conch 
6The right-back-atcha 
7Taking it to the bad bad place (sometimes it’s the only way) / 
8The in ya face comeback 
9The get the hint 
10The corporate approach 
10 perfect ways to respond to a text from your good for nothing ex
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